M – By now you heard Tracy tell us that her property is being hijacked by chipmunks. After Scott and Tracy spent thousands on landscaping, the little fellas are burrowing through mulch and creating havoc everywhere. These are not the cute chipmunks. Chip and Dale are notably absent and Simon, Theodore and Alvin are MIA. Is there a way to coax the interloping scalliwags to move to someone else’s manicured yard? We received many extermination suggestions that P.E.T.A. would surely not approve of. Scott even bought a couple solar-powered chipmunk-in-distress sound effect devices that go off every 28 seconds. Don’t know if it’s working but many callers suggested finding fox urine and spreading it around the yard since chipmunks are a hightly sought-after delicacy for foxes.
We’re told some garden stores carry the product which begged the question, who’s got the job of harvesting fox pee? Does one learn to do this in trade school? Is the pay good?
My thought? Find Carl the greenskeeper from Caddyshack. He’ll know what to do…just don’t let P.E.T.A. know you’ve hired him!