With the Powerball jackpot over a Billion dollars you may have a burning question about Powerball and the jackpot, visit the Powerball websites FAQ page — a Frequently Asked Questions page. Turns out its pretty funny.
Here is what some of the answers you get when you click the page.
Q: MY NUMBERS ARE: XX-XX-XX-XX-XX-XX; DID I WIN?
A: We can’t check numbers for a million folks a week. You can check your numbers on the web site. Teach a man to fish. Please go to: http://www.powerball.com/powerball/pb_numbers.asp
Q: HOW DO I CLAIM MY PRIZE? CAN I CLAIM OUT OF STATE?
A: You can generally claim a prize of under $600 at any retailer in the state where you bought the ticket, but be advised that some retailers will not carry the cash needed to pay higher prizes. Sometimes, a convenience store that has safety concerns may not carry the cash. In a few places, there are “super retailers” that can pay up to $25,000. Look for a clerk wearing a cape and tights.
Q: IS THERE A SECRET TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCE OF WINNING POWERBALL?
A: First, we need to cover some things that don’t work. Swinging a live chicken above your head while wishing for the future numbers does NOT work. There is no improvement to be had by swinging a dead chicken. Although I have not tested it, swinging a bucket of extra crispy is not likely to work either.
Q: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO GET MY MONEY?
A: It takes up to two weeks to collect the cash from the stores around the nation. Some lotteries must work through the state system and that can delay the payment. That said, Powerball jackpot winners generally don’t have trouble getting a little credit if you wish to buy something before the money arrives. Just mention my name — and that you are the Powerball winner.
