Here we are in the dead of winter once again and I think it’s about time for some good it’s so cold jokes. Temperatures are below zero and it’s always fun to make a coworker or friend laugh with a timeless treasure like “It’s so cold, my car won’t start running and my nose won’t stop.” Here are a few that I thought were funny, please feel free to add your own to the list!

It’s so cold…

• The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe.

• Richard Simmons wearing shorts that come nearly to the half-thigh region.
• Lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
• You have to break the smoke off your chimney
• You have to open the fridge to heat the house
• Your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass
• Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does
• Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what we were talking about.
• People look forward to getting a fever
• Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears
• I’m shivering like a mobster in a tax office.
• We had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post
• Refrigerators are redundant
• Pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

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