Thursday, September 1, 201109/01/2011

Hand me another Lindt chocolate, please

M – Finally. The news we’ve been waiting for. Eat chocolate and live longer. Where do I sign up for…

Friday, August 26, 201108/26/2011

Brother, can you spare $48?

M – Could you use an extra $48 a week? Who couldn’t? A new survey by Visa claims the average…

Friday, August 12, 201108/12/2011

No, thank YOU!

M – I’ve been thinking about politeness lately. It’s good to be nice to one another.  But I do have some…

Saturday, August 6, 201108/06/2011

Bad economy means the joke’s on us

M – Now that the debt ceiling debate has picked your pocket to the tune of about $10,000 for the average…

Friday, July 29, 201107/29/2011

I (used to) want my MTV!

M – In 1981 Nina Blackwood was a star on MTV. Thirty years later Snooki is the queen. I no…

Thursday, July 21, 201107/21/2011

Go Speedracer, Go!

M – I will never complain about potholes on River Road in Manchester ever again. On Wednesday, I went on…

Wednesday, July 13, 201107/13/2011

Rats! No wonder I can’t get TV work

M – What’s the deal with rats starring in TV commercials these days? There’s a funny ad for a car…

Tuesday, July 5, 201107/05/2011

Firework$. What rece$$ion?

M – I’m here to declare that there is no recession. We all have more disposable income than we really…

Tuesday, June 28, 201106/28/2011

Chipping away at health nuts

M – The nutrition nazis are at it again. Saw a report a few days ago telling us that the…

Friday, June 24, 201106/24/2011

Mike to Whitey: “You’re no Don Corleone.”

M – Somebody finally made Whitey Bulger an offer he couldn’t refuse. The Feds slapped on the cuffs and the mobster…