The Card That Keeps On Giving

Posted on April 11, 2024 by lknowles

Well tomorrow is Marga’s birthday, and there is a funny story about Neal’s gift to Marga. Every year, the two switch back and forth between a card that they both reuse and resign. Marga opens her card in shock, as it is the exact same card she expects every year!

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