Have you ever heard the saying T.M.I.? That stands for too much information, today we discovered some interesting things about ourselves. That’s where TMI comes in, you see when it comes to our bodies we do some pretty amazing things, then there are the people that look for what we call the numbers. The numbers are things like how many times do we blink in a year or how many times does our heart beat in a year, interesting things like that, by the way we blink about 5.6 million times and our heart beats 35 million times in a year. Then there are the numbers that maybe you wondered to yourself quietly like how much saliva do we produce in a year, turns out 91 gallons! What about urine? Some are curious about how much we produce in a year, the number, 135 gallons, enough to fill two bathtubs. How about gas? How much do we pass in a year? Someone did a study and it turns out we pass gas about 15 times a day and if you do the math turns out to be almost 5500 times a year, by the way we even do it in our sleep! Not sure I would have been the one to do the counting in that study. Let’s see, we yawn about 1,825 times a year, shed a whopping eight pounds of skin in a year and your hair will grow about six inches in a year. The list does go on but I’m not sure I want to dig deeper into it, I’m sure other bodily functions are covered but I don’t think I really need to know the answer to how much of this or that do we produce…
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Monday, February 16, 202602/16/2026
Abby’s Joke: Why Was The Sewing Machine So Funny?
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Wednesday, February 11, 202602/11/2026
Abby’s Joke: Why Can’t You Borrow Money From Leprechauns?
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Tuesday, February 10, 202602/10/2026
Abbys Joke: What Do People In Electric Cars Listen To?
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Monday, February 9, 202602/09/2026
Abbys Joke: Why Do Skeletons Only Play Piano At Church?
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Friday, February 6, 202602/06/2026
Abby’s Joke: What Do You Call An Irish Tomb Full Of Coins?
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